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07 February, 2010

Blog Moving!

I have been using blogger as backend for years, now that they are going to stop FTP support.
I don't want to host my blog offsite.

Now that I am looking at 2 options:
1) get a PHP XML parser to render the blogger blog on my site;
2) rebuild my website with Joomla.

My dear friends, if you subscribed to my blog with RSS, it will still work.
Just that my old posts will come up again as unread for once.

Thank you for reading my blog and damn you Google Blogger!

28 January, 2010

Mobile Devices Security Policy

Disasters are sometimes unavoidable, I am going to introduce some security measures so that my life won’t get messed up like Edison Chen in case bad thing happens.

Object:
Better security and risk reduction measure for my mobile devices

Devices: Laptops, Mobile phone, USB hard disk, USB thumb drives, Camera

Laptops and mobile phone
To protect important data from leaking; to prevent unauthorised access; to locate and recover device if lost or stolen.
- Configure software / OS / firmware to wake up every 3 hours (if its not already on), connect to internet and report IP address back to a server.
- Enable password protection
- Enable encryption
- Enable remote wipe functionality

USB hard disk
To protect important data from leaking.
-Enable encryption

USB Thumb drives
To protect important data from leaking; allow devices to be used everywhere.
-No important or no valuable data to be stored on USB sticks.
-Formatted as FAT32
-Install wiping software on laptop to wipe USB when needed.

Camera
To protect important data from leaking;
-No naked photos of myself.
-Install wiping software on laptop to wipe SD card when needed.

20 December, 2009

Okay! I am so stupid and I don't get it...

I can't understand why an undead vampire would want to drive a Volvo XC60!!!
He wanted to die and he wanted to be safe. Isn't it contradicting?
It makes sense if Edward gifted the XC60 to Bella, but no! He didn't! He drives it himself!!!
VOLVO MARKETING FAILED!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2W-5iO0i6A

Well, New Moon is still good as a girl movie.
Girls, you know what to say next time when your boyfriend says "I will protect you from harm" to you.
You ask him for a XC60 :p

01 December, 2009

2009 December

Stepping into December, I have got all my lectures and coursework done! yay~
Selfish me! In the past few months, I put in extraordinary effort in my study mainly in computer forensics and arbitration, as well as working on a small scale CRM project. I was kind of forgotten you all my dear friends. Sorry~
So… What’s coming up in my December?
It’s the BILLS and EXAMS!! Oh no!

Bills
$32,000 forensics training and certification
$6,000 car rego
$5,000 new tyres and full service
$1,000 road worthy
$3,000 vehicle insurance
$10,000 saving insurance plan
$2,000 company rego
$1,000 MCSE
$60,000 disappeared in days… cash down to 5 digits… SUPER RED SUM!!!
Yet… Thank you daddy for writing off so much of them for me!
I have to sell my Australian Dollars!!
aii… I am feeling extremely insecure seeing bank balance sinking.

Exams
4/12 70-290
8/12 70-291
12/12 LW6405
18/12 LW6401
TBC GD0-110
TBC EnCE II Practical

It’s going to be a really depressing month, but my effort will worth it I am sure!
Good luck to everyone working hard for exams!
I am sooooo looking forward to see someone during Christmas~~~

09 October, 2009

Defoe Chan is Defoe Chan!

Event 1: Story begins here...
My phone rang at 3 am HKT and I picked it up.
Me: Hello~
Woman in American accent: I am (woman) calling from (company), may I speak to Mr. Chung?
Me: Erm...
Woman: Are you Mr. Chung Chung? (my grandma used to call me this)
Me: I am not sure whether you are looking for me or not, can you say the name again?
Woman: Chun Chun (sounded exactly like “春春” in Cantonese)
Me embarrassed: I am Mr. Chan X X.
Woman: That’s right. My apologize.
...

Event 2: I was checking email, and I got the newsletter from an institution I became member recently. There is a name list of new members published in it, almost all western names.
My name certainly stands out in the list as it is so weird comparing with the others. I recon English speakers would have difficulties remembering and pronouncing my name.
...

Event 3: City U account
This embarrassed me from the first day I enrolled in JD. They assigned me an account xxchan58@student.cityu.
I am lucky enough that my name former name didn’t start with a & i, or they will probably call me AI something.
And if you don’t already know, 58 has a hidden meaning of “won’t get rich” in Cantonese. I certainly hate it!
I am not a prisoner! I am not a standardised humanoid who drives soulless Japanese cars. I am not a stylised geek who uses standardised Apple products. My name reflects my character! It should be defoe.chan@student.cityu!

...

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Action! How to change name in Hong Kong?
Action 1: Making a Deed Poll
Here in Hong Kong, money can do everything. You pay some money to a lawyer, tell his clerk that you want a deed poll done in 15 mins and give them the detail. They will print a deed on the cheapest type of paper (those we use to warp parcel) from a word template. Then you sign it in front of the lawyer, it’s done for the first part.
Hint for everyone: Try to bargain for a cheap deed like you would do in Woman Street. Market price is HK$500, you may get it for HK$300.

Action 2: Get a new HKID from Immigration Department
This could be a hassle, you got to wake up early in the morning and wait for half a day in a cramped office. They will give you a temporary paper ID with your new name. They will tell you to pick up your smart ID soon.
Hint: There are ways to jump queue if you prepared all the documents beforehand.

Action 3: Update your name on everything!
Bank, telecom, school, shop vip...
Hint: These are no big deals, change them any time later.
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Result
I am now officially Mr. Defoe Chan!

05 August, 2009

The Ultimate Thank You Post 2009


I got to tell everyone! I had a very happy birthday this year! Thanks all my friends for everything!

You know what? My birthday this year was nearly one of the most pathetic birthdays in my life, birthday clashed with assignment due (that’s so far the most difficult assignment in have seen). Can’t believe that I had to cancel some appointments and sit inside a library doing it! I feel like singing ‘日後定能記住 “功課”令人幾痛’ (translate: will always remember, how homework hurts) in karaoke, remember to pick this song for me!

Lucky me, you all saved me from horror! It was those warm messages and calls from you all that cheered me up!

Big Cousin Gary: 預祝 Happy b-day~!!!

Queenie (thx for the call too): hey what u going to do for b'day?

Vinky: hey defoe! i'm back, what are doing for b'day? Call me!!

Michelle: Happy Birthday~

Yvonne: Happy birthday .

Yummy: happy birthday~!!!best wishes~!!

Mac: Happy birthday .Happy birthday .Happy birthday .Happy birthday .

Cousin Alex: Happy birthday 原來你遲我一日@_@"

Zita: 生日快樂呀~~生日快樂呀~~

Kallie: happy birthday Defoe, have a great one =D

Gigi: Hapi birthday defoe! lets catch up sometimes

Angel: happy b'day, Defoe wish you all the best~^^

Pekkle: Happy Birthday!

Wilson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! all the best mate!

Karman (special thx for repeating it many times): Happy birthday. wish u hv a great day la.

William: Best wishes mate! Happy B'day.. When are we catching up?

Abz: happy birthday bro! wish u many more to enjoy man! have a great one bud!

Sueann: happy birthday... wish u all the best, No.1 ^0^

Wileen: WOOHOO happy birthday! you coming over to be aussie pig with me?

Marie: Happy Birthday Defoe! Hope u have a good one!

Carson: Happy Brithday my fd^^

Sandra: 遲左少少,生日快樂

Melissa: happy bday defoe~ :)

Crystal: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! SORRY i'm a bit late..~~ =)

Jeslyn: Happy Birthday Defoe!!!!~~~

Charmine: belated happy birthday defoe....... (sigh,, sorry to miss your birthday ytd) XD


Thanks Chermay, Kathleen and Veronica for sending me flowers in Happy Farm!

Thanks my family for 25 years of caring.

Special thanks to Maya for sending me a lovely card and stylish FICO name card case!
This is sooooo meaningful to me as I am starting my career soon!

Thanks Cherry for allowing me to mess up her girls clothing store!! That was so crazy! Photo N/A~ I am too sexy in dresses~ hahaha 18+


Thanks Judy, Michelle and Kelvin! So nice hanging out with you all! Looking forward to December~ More facial! More BBQ! More karaoke!

Big thank you to my dear primary schoolmates! Thanks for organising such a nice boat trip!

01 March, 2009

Lifestyle Change! I won't let myself to oversleep again.


I won't let myself to oversleep again.

Some changes to make myself more disciplined.
-Alarm clock system will connect to 5.1 hifi system, producing noise no less than 90 dB and increasing to 120dB progressively within 10 mins.
-Sleep no later than 3:00am, instead of 5:00am.
-Read law book if not sleeping at 2:30am.
-Sleeping pills will be used in case of insomnia.

Wake up everyday before 9:00am!

22 February, 2009

Big Boy’s Toys



A man changes his toy every 3 years. Some hobbies may retain but not a favourite anymore.
For my case...

1~3 Whatever mama gave…
4~6 Whatever other’s playing… I took it from them :p
7~9 Toys from the cartoon showing at that time. I admit liked sailormoon.
8~12 Engineered toys, like those 4x4 toy car with motor, toy guns…
13~15 Adult VCD, porn sites and many dirty stuffs… wahaha! I did pretend horny girl randomly chatted with people on ICQ.
16~18 Computer games…
19~21 Still addicted to computer games…
22~24 Cars! Madness off-road 4-wheel-drive! Speeding! Drifting! DIY Car Tuning! Smashing down poles!
25~27 What will this be?

Now I am late 24 and I drive a so-call sport car slowly and safely nowadays. I have no more intention to do stupid stuffs like I did in just a few years back. Driving is not fun anymore to me… So, what should my next toy be?

28 January, 2009

16 random things about me

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

規則:
當你比人tag左,就要寫一篇note,內含16項有關
你的事情,習慣,喜好,目標...或任何各不相干但有關你的東西。最後tag另外16個人。你必須tag返tag左你的那個人。
如果我tag左你,即係我想認識你更深!
  1. Friendship is my most valuable asset.
  2. I don’t actually like eating and sleeping. I don’t understand why an inefficient species that spends 1/3 of its time idling can dominate the world. Human should have been made able to run by fuel or change battery.
  3. I like driving to middle of nowhere alone in the midnight in a convertible just to watch stars or night scene.
  4. Sense of direction is absolutely not something I have. I pretended to have known routes well. I pretended to be able to read maps well. In facts, I only know how to use AGPS navigation.
  5. As a guy, I think I will never understand how sick those days in a month girls actually feel. But I do have a few panadol tablets with me or in my glove box most of the time. Just in case…
  6. I have a very strong suicide thought after several IQ assessments. This is one of the main reasons why I keep studying. I am giving my last try to boost it a bit more. Mensa is the passing line.
  7. I rely very much on information technology. I also have my schedule published online. I get very excited when someone books me online, very geeky.
  8. I am a hobbyist of collecting multidisciplinary university degrees and professional memberships.
  9. My dream job is either being an entrepreneur or a business consultant.
  10. Don’t misunderstand me as a casual guy or even an easy target. I do always approach pretty and smart girls. I think it’s a manner, and I do the same to guys. I am shy inside, but if I don’t take the first step, I know I am going to miss chances to meet all these great people.
  11. “m多雖然有好多女性朋友,但1.知己得好少2.會真心中2一個人3.心靈somehow都會有脆弱ge時候” by Cherry Chan (interpretation: I have many female friends around, but 1. Not many close friends; 2. Would like someone from heart; 3. My feelings would be fragile sometimes)
  12. I am full of ambition. When I work under someone, I always want to take his/her position. When I lead a team, I always want to beat other teams up.
  13. I have poor memory.
  14. I look down people who drive their own new and expensive German car but still spending their parent’s money.
  15. I look down people who put on Louis Vuitton, Chanel and Gucci but never donated much of their money to charity.
  16. I really want to sing “ponyo ponyo ponyo sakana no ko” out loud on the street like those kids!
I am not tagging anyone, because if I wanted to know you, I could have spent my effort learning things about you already. But feel free to tag me if you are writting 16 random things also.

21 December, 2008

Somehow I want to make my Z3 look like Spitfire

Original Z3 photo from the dealer...


British Spitfire


American Warhwak



Added some teeth
Z3 Teeth Concept........


What the... doesn't fit quite well...

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